Baby Translator® app for iPhone and iPad
Ever wish you knew exactly what your baby was thinking or trying to communicate to you through their unique language? You know theyre trying to tell you something, but what?
Wish no more!
Through the use of powerful iPhone circuitry, you can now have your iPhone record what your baby is saying, and within only a few seconds of analysis, Baby Translator® can tell you exactly what your baby is saying.
*The Baby Translator® uses Subliminal Tonal Vibrations (STVs) that are present in everyones speech, even babies. By interpreting the STVs via iPhone circuitry we can translate those STVs into English, and coming soon, other languages!
**This is just a novelty utility, but you can definitely fool your friends with it. When someone says "The iPhone does everything!...If only it were a Baby Translator too" You just show it to em and watch the astonishment in their eyes! Or at least watch them envy your iphone, since they dont have the Baby Translator®.
Pros and cons of Baby Translator® app for iPhone and iPad
Baby Translator® app good for
This app like a game. I use this app a lot with my little boy.
The baby translator is one of the most entertaining applications for 2010!
My wife and I use it with our child and laugh throughout the day.
Anyone who buys this app thinking it is anything but a fun game, is a moron. Its purely for fun. It does not actually tell you what your child is saying. In fact if you think it really will, you should not be spawning. Go immediately to the hospital and get fixed to prevent further brood from popping out. Now.
For the rest of us with a brain, this is just a fun game and semi amusing. What do you want for something under $2?
Some bad moments
Really sad. Program doesnt translate cry, but wrote "baby says: where is my iPhone" stupid joke. Want back my money
Very gross! Beware.....exploitation of kids for a sick adult laugh. Since the baby supposedly has to be present for the joke to work..... Its abuse!
Randomly generated responses, like a Magic 8 Ball. This is terrible.
No body buy this app its fake,
I tried it on 2 days old baby gives me random.
Apple must stop like that apps and return our money back as its apple store and sold by them
Hope you apple check your store.
Dont buy this app if you are looking for a real baby translator -- while the description doesnt say so, this is just a joke app and will translate cries randomly. The description for this app is misleading. There is another app out there that legitimately interprets cries; I wish I had bought that instead!
Seriously, stinks worse than babys blowout diaper. There are about 10 canned responses, and none of them make sense. This app is a hoax!!
Usually Baby Translator® iOS app used & searched for
baby translator®,
cry translator,
and other. So, download free Baby Translator® .ipa to run this nice iOS application on iPhone and iPad.
