Baby Translator®

Ever wish you knew exactly what your baby was thinking or trying to communicate to you through their unique language? You know theyre trying to tell you something, but what?

Wish no more!

Through the use of powerful iPhone circuitry, you can now have your iPhone record what your baby is saying, and within only a few seconds of analysis, Baby Translator® can tell you exactly what your baby is saying.

*The Baby Translator® uses Subliminal Tonal Vibrations (STVs) that are present in everyones speech, even babies. By interpreting the STVs via iPhone circuitry we can translate those STVs into English, and coming soon, other languages!

**This is just a novelty utility, but you can definitely fool your friends with it. When someone says "The iPhone does everything!...If only it were a Baby Translator too" You just show it to em and watch the astonishment in their eyes! Or at least watch them envy your iphone, since they dont have the Baby Translator®.